I am a horse, and I do business. You should hire me for your business. I have a suit and a briefcase, and I made this website on a special horse-computer so I could press the keyboard with my hooves. I have leaped so many business hurdles, and earned so many oats that I keep in my barn, I mean, bank. I own a bank.
of clients noticed I'm a horse in the first meeting
important business documents chewed
carrots given to me for being a good boy
I can consult with you in the corner of my paddock. We have to be quiet though, because Farmer Joe doesn't approve of my business ventures, and also I spook easy.
In addition to my many business ventures, I have also done some acting work. My breakout role was James Baxter in Adventure Time. Here I am doing ma thang - can you believe they airbrushed out my business suit in the final version?
I promise I'll have business cards soon!
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